Sam: "Babe, are you wearing my socks?"
Me: "Only one...."
Sam "Why? Are you out of socks?"
me "No, my others are still wet from when I hand-washed them"
Sam "Do you want me to buy you some socks?"
me *holds up my work in progress - mid row* "No! I'm almost done with these! Then I'll have a pair for every day of the week (meaning the work-week)."