Dear Knitting Dragon,
Around Christmas time, mama used some of your yarn to knit her friend a little Christmas Stocking. I got a taste of it, and knew I had to have more. Today, while the staff was at work, I had my chance.
Mama left some of your beer-colored goodness on the coffee table (she's got big plans for it), and I made my move. Nomnomnomnomnom!
Your yarn is so delicious! Please make more!